Simply Curated

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How juicy does one really want an ass to be? Me personally? Not too juicy. It’s important to note that when a guy sees a really great ass he feels like he’s discovered something special for himself. We guard that ass like a bar we don’t want everyone finding out about. When you put “Juicy” on your butt you’re essentially saying it’s a club everyone’s aware of. The drinks are too expensive and the music selection is disappointing. Nice butts are the bands you feel special for knowing about before everyone else. If you wear the Juicy pants you might as well have a copy of American Idiot on your ass because it makes your butt seem overplayed and SO two years ago. Butts Butts Butts. (gus menary)