December 2008
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-12-14) →
Jonathan Larson (2)
Ingrid Michaelson (1)
Matchbox Twenty (1)
Plain White T’s (1)
Ryan Cabrera (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
"Who in their right mind lives here? (Zoom out.)" →
nickdouglas:
(via Reddit. More about this town here.)
“Merry Christmas Karen! What’s your New Year’s Resolution? Mine is 1980X1080p....”
– (via karenabad)
via: http://notalwaysright.com/the-final-step-is-acceptance/1394
(I work as a phone support technician for a large software company. Once a month one of our mentors listen to our calls, to ensure that we follow protocol. I was being listened to one day a few weeks ago.)
Me: “Welcome to Tech Support, you’re talking to ****”
Customer: “Hi, my name is ****, and I work at **** bank. You’ve really gotta help me! I’ve got this message on my computer, and I don’t know what to do!”
Me: “Okay, if you could start by reading the message to me, I’ll see what we can do.”
Customer: “Oh, okay.. It says: ‘Your computer has been automatically adjusted for daylight savings time.’ What do i do?!”
Me: “Er…is there a button that says ‘OK’?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “Can you tell me what happens when you click the ‘OK’ button?”
Customer: “Oh, thank you very much! You’re a life saver! Thank you, thank you; now I can finally get these reports done!!” *hangs up*
Me: “…you’re welcome?”
Mentor: *after listening in* “You know what the scary part is? That is my contact at the bank… the same person I entrust my life savings to.”
People who call an iPod touch an "iTouch"
lukees:
Ugh, I think I heard that thrown around twice today. At least these iTouches make people happy.
davidpaul:
dylicious:
theipodguru:
lhh:
whatannoysus:
that’s not what it’s called you pervert.
SO ANNOYING!
THANK YOU. that drives me up the walls.
Hi, I’d like to buy an iTouch? It’s worse than the foreigners asking to buy an iPhoney.
There is nothing better than a customer...
Overweight And Obese US Drivers Burn An Extra 200... →
(via lukees)
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-12-14) →
Jonathan Larson (2)
Gavin DeGraw (1)
Beyoncé (1)
Matchbox Twenty (1)
Tyrone Wells (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Watchjakehurwitz:
rickyv:
MTV, drunk on profits from The Hills, decided to give us our own TV show.
We’re excited. More details to come, obviously.
Wow have you guys seen this? To reiterate, despite what some sources are saying it’s not a reality show- in fact we all spent a lot of time writing it. Get pumped!
Amazing…clearly my life as I know it just changed!
Apple working on 3D Mac OS X user interface →
Its crazy and it just might work.
This has been in my head all day
Is Gossip Girl new tonight? →
WP-Greet Box a great wordpress plugin →
Thing I Did Not Do Today
ditto
nickmcglynn:
jgh:
Go to Tumblr Meetup
DItto.
Lily Allen Covers “Womanizer”
“I had this guy leave me a voicemail at work, so I called him at home. And then...”
– Drew Barrymore in He’s Just Not That Into You. (via kmaverick)
WatchThis is truly great!
Wonderful editing
jakehurwitz:
Lately I’ve been helping find and post videos for CollegeHumor. Pat, Kevin and I (along with some interns) are in charge of getting 10 new videos a day on the site. This past Wednesday there weren’t many people around to help, and I was incredibly busy. At the end of the day we only had 9 videos. I was about to run into a meeting when I...
It's finally happened...
popwaffle:
I don’t even REMEMBER what old Facebook looks like.
(This is just like that scene in Hook when Jack has forgotten about his real home and life outside of Neverland)